December 2010
21 posts
Yeah, so my band is going to re-record this song...
Christmas!
Spending it with my bestie Sarah’s family. Stopped at the Mormon side. Smells like Mormon in here. Bleck.
Lately I've had this urge
to cut my hair and my beard, put away my guitar, and move to the midwest.
I need some change.
It's 8:00 in the morning
and I haven’t been up at this time in quite a while. Stayed up all night playing this new pen and paper roll playing games. Imagine that you get sent to another planet through a worm hole. You play yourself, and your inventory is whatever you have on you when you start the game. It was created by my good friend Danny, who is GM and plays himself. It’s fucking rad, and really...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Biffy Clyro (1)
Marmaduke Duke (1)
Fighting With Wire (1)
Sucioperro (1)
Frank Turner (1)
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This is why I love my band mates.
Me: Dude. I ate way too much spicy from panda garden.
And this is a very painful, long poop.
Kourt (One third of my band): are you pooping facebook chatting?!
Me: Yes. Ive been on this toilet for so long
Kourt: oh man. i knew there was a reason laptops were good.
Me: Smart phone. I wish i brought my laptop. I'd put on netflix.
Kourt: i've def done that before. i watched a whole episode of lost when i had swine flu
Me: Damn dude. Just got out. The wiping set my asshole ablaze
Kourt: i hate that!
the after burn.
Me: Yup
Kourt: corn starch!
in your crack!
you will be healed!
Me: Really?
Kourt: yes, really.
dries it out
not too much corn starch though
otherwise youll end up with a weird white mess in your pants
Me: So dont cake my asshole in cornstarch?
Kourt: thats the idea.
Gasoline to get to Panda Garden: $10
Dinner at Panda Garden: $12 plus tip.
Tumbling from the toilet because one of your best friends is in town for the first time in almost a year, so the two of you and one other friend egg each other on to eat the spiciest things they will bring you: priceless.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
Melvins (2)
Gil Scott-Heron (1)
Biffy Clyro (1)
Devo (1)
The Prize Fighter Inferno (1)
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I just keep making an ass of myself
I wish I knew how to stop. But at least I’ll never see the girl of my dreams again, it was getting unhealthy.
If I ever commit web suicide...
I’m leaving my suicide note on Tumblr.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-5) →
Weezer (25)
Anamanaguchi (24)
NOFX (21)
Metric (15)
Reel Big Fish (14)
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I feel hopeless around her most of the time
So I smoke a lot more than usual and try to ignore it.
bisforpiano:
How do you solve a problem like Korea? How do you deal with someone as bad as Mao? How do you find a word that means Korea? A major disaster? Something amiss? Fucked.
The hills are alive with the sound of Mao-sic…